How to Pee at a Music Festival: Bathroom Tips + Portable Urinal Festival Hack
Music festivals are about music, freedom, and staying in the moment—until you suddenly have to pee. If you’ve ever dealt with 30-minute bathroom lines, dirty porta-potties, or the fear of missing your favorite set, this guide is for you.
This article explains why peeing at festivals is hard, the best strategies to avoid bathroom drama, and why a portable urinal (personal travel urinal) is one of the most useful festival items you can pack.
TL;DR: Festival bathroom survival
- Go before you’re desperate (timing matters more than willpower).
- Hydrate consistently—avoid chugging a full bottle at once.
- Bring a portable urinal for fast, discreet relief when bathrooms are far, crowded, or gross.
- Pack a “festival bathroom kit”: sanitizer, wipes, tissues/toilet paper, flashlight/headlamp.
Why peeing at music festivals is such a challenge
Festival bathrooms are difficult for predictable reasons:
1) Long bathroom lines
Bathroom lines spike between sets, after headliners, and during peak heat. Waiting 30+ minutes can mean missing a full performance.
2) Porta-potty hygiene problems
Portable toilets often run out of hand sanitizer, soap, and toilet paper, and they get unpleasant quickly—especially in hot weather.
3) Bathrooms are far from stages
Restrooms are rarely located right next to main stages. The walk + line can easily turn into 20+ minutes.
4) Nighttime makes everything harder
Low light, crowds, and tired legs turn a simple bathroom trip into a mission—especially at camping festivals.
Best strategies for managing bathroom breaks at festivals
Plan your bathroom timing
Go early and often. The best time to pee is before you urgently need to pee:
- Right after arriving
- During food breaks
- During a set you don’t care about
- Before a long headliner set
Hydrate wisely (without triggering constant bathroom trips)
- Drink water consistently throughout the day.
- Avoid chugging large amounts at once—it increases urgency and bathroom frequency.
- If it’s hot and you’re dancing a lot, you’ll need more water than you think.
Bring a portable urinal (personal travel urinal)
A portable urinal is a compact, leak-resistant container designed for urinating when a restroom isn’t accessible. At festivals it helps when:
- Lines are long
- Porta-potties are too dirty
- Bathrooms are far away
- You’re camping and wake up at night
How people use it at festivals
- Find a private/low-traffic spot and use it discreetly.
- Or use it inside a porta-potty to avoid contacting the seat/surfaces (still requires waiting in line, but helps with hygiene).
Our portable urinals: Loona and Tanker
Loona and Tanker are reusable, designed to be easy to use, clean, and store, and discreet enough to pack for events.
How to find less crowded bathrooms at big festivals
Many large festivals have “hidden” or less-used restrooms:
- Near smaller stages
- Near medical tents
- Farther from the main entrance
- On the edge of the venue or near staff areas
Tip: walk the grounds early in the day and locate the best bathroom options before it gets busy.
Festival bathroom essentials checklist
Pack these items to reduce stress and improve hygiene:
- Hand sanitizer
- Travel wet wipes
- Tissues or a small roll of toilet paper
- Flashlight or headlamp (especially for night)
- Portable urinal (Loona or Tanker)
Camping festival tips: how to pee at night without misery
Camping festivals amplify the bathroom problem. Use these strategies:
Keep a nighttime solution in your tent
A portable urinal in your tent can prevent a 3 AM walk across a dark field.
Use a privacy shelter
Pop-up privacy tents (often used for changing or showers) can double as a discreet pee setup when paired with a portable urinal.
Keep a headlamp ready
Headlamps free your hands and make it easier to navigate crowds and trip hazards at night.
Map your route before dark
Walk the route from your tent to the nearest bathrooms once in daylight so you can find your way back easily.
Why a portable urinal is one of the best festival upgrades
A portable urinal helps you:
- Spend less time in lines
- Avoid dirty restroom surfaces
- Handle urgent moments discreetly
- Reduce midnight bathroom treks at camping festivals
- Stay comfortable and enjoy more of the show
Loona and Tanker cost $40 each, are reusable, easy to pack, and designed for real-world use—whether you’re at a punk show, a jam festival, or Coachella.
Bottom line
Festival memories should be about music—not bathroom panic. With smart timing, hydration habits, and a simple kit (especially a portable urinal), you can pee stress-free and stay focused on the experience.
Pack your wipes, sanitizer, headlamp—and your portable urinal—and you’re ready.

